So my flight is scheduled for tonight but I decided to fly standby in an attempt to get the party started early. I called the airline yesterday and they told me there were open seats. Of course I get here and everything is oversold. So I waited 90 minutes only to be shut out. My next shot is in a couple of hours.

I went to the ladies room, had a two minute pout and then said fugg it, I’m starting my vacay NOW so off I went in search of a spoit where I could enjoy lunch and a cocktail. I walked around Concourse D and then walked over to C. I stopped at one place but I wasn’t trying to eat my first meal out of a basket. The server caught up with me as I was leaving and suggested I head over to F, the international concourse. And since I like international lovers, er I mean ambiance, I headed on over.

As I type I am sitting in the perfect spot eating the most delectable fried goat cheese and sipping a delectable drink with vodka and ginger made by the most delectable-looking man.

Not a bad way to kill time if you ask me.